the craptermath (hey, I have plenty more poo puns where this came from after a day like today)

after one solid hour (this does not include the amount of time everything spent in the actual washer and dryer by the by) with:
an entire roll of paper towels
two rubber gloves
one can of clorox disinfectant wipes
one jug of greenworks all natural cleaner
one spritzer of oxy stain remover
two scented candles
one fan
some serious elbow grease
and all the hot water our small apartment complex could afford (sorry everyone, cold showers tonight)

I was able to clean........the crib.


Came very close to calling FEMA.

But I survived.



Dear Loving Husband,

   Do not forget this when Mother's Day rolls around. Okay?

                    Love,
                       your wife and super mom/woman etc.etc.